It happens, one time you’re having the time of your life at bar and BAM, your get up alongside an excellent 3, aided by the hazy memory of you puking out of your Uber’s screen, asking their post-drunken personal, “Did that really happen?” Below are a few from the worst hookup stories in college anyone really practiced. Cheers Tequila.

1. “Don’t call me daddy.”

Therefore I ended up being downtown and spotted this sorority girl that i really could inform had no specifications. Thus after the night, I made my personal step and she chose to come-back with me. Whenever we got in to my personal dormitory we reached it and best when she got on top she known as me daddy. We don’t genuinely have a daddy fetish therefore put me off but I allow it to before. Minutes later she also known as myself father once again and that I said “If your call me daddy once more I’m throwing you down.” She chuckled and stated “Ok father!” The next thing you know, we kick her away and throw their clothes out in to the hallway and that’s the past opportunity we actually ever noticed her.

2. “the guy whipped from the handcuffs.”

I found myself talking to this person for a truly few years and then we gotn’t really attempted such a thing so I decided one-night that we would sample hand cuffs. Anything had been supposed close and we’re getting into it, so the guy whipped the actual handcuffs and a blindfold (ended up beingn’t expecting that). Therefore I’m handcuffed into bed with a blindfold on and everything is obtaining truly intense. Next all of a sudden, we bust out with the hands cuffs and my personal possession appear traveling up and strike him square inside the ears. Obviously, You will findn’t made use of handcuffs since because I’m terrified of just what will happen next time. (more…)