by Sarah Chevallier

Name: Holden Caulfield era: 19 profession: “Jobs” were for phonies that “care” about fake stuff like “bills” and “food” About Holden: simply in search of laid-back relationships, because everyone’s a phony excluding myself (naturally). Sidebar, I’m definitely not totally certain “phony” indicates the things I consider it indicates.

Name: Heathcliff Period: Virtually no idea. Job: Mergers (in my opponents’ people) and acquisitions (of these plethora and happiness). About Heathcliff: expended quite a while developing that #RevengeBody and also #RevengeWealth, however now I’m trying to find a nice, gullible lady to settle all the way down with, preferably a person who just is literally related to my personal opposing forces, exactly who furthermore simply is literally married to my personal childhood pal. You already know, for typical, entirely not nefarious causes.

List: Odysseus period: 38 career: master of Ithaca that 100% without having a midlife problems About Odysseus: I’m relating to that wanderlust being: it’s about the journey, not the place, you are aware? Especially when the spot is loaded with “responsibilities” like “governance,” “parenthood,” and “marriage to someone who is obviously smarter than myself and just wild while she evades being offered like sexual chattel for several years while I doof around banging haphazard witches and blinding one-eyed leaders.” Join myself on journey, baby.

Term: Edward Rochester Generation: 43 Profession: Affluent widower. Yep, the previous ball and sequence is lifeless. Sincere lifeless. Not just these days during my basement becoming controlled with a real golf ball and string. About Edward: searching for a younger female who will blunder simple brooding appearance and condescending misanthropy for terrible torment, and preferably likes employer-employee roleplay. (more…)